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The Menswear Store

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When the manager of the menswear store returned from his lunch break, he noticed that his clerk’s hand was all bandaged up.

Before he could begin to ask about the bandage though, the clerk said that he had some very good news for him.

“Guess what, sir?” the clerk said. “I finally sold that terrible, ugly suit we’ve had for so long!”

“Do you mean that repulsive pink and blue double breasted thing?!” the manager asked.

“That’s the one sir!”, the clerk replied.

That’s great!” the manager cried, “I thought we would never get rid of that monstrosity! That had to be the ugliest suit we have ever had in the store!”

“But tell me”, the manager continued, having thought for a minute, “Why is your hand bandaged?”

“Oh”, the clerk replied, “after I sold the guy that suit, his guide dog bit me”.

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