When the manager of the menswear store returned from lunch, he noticed that his clerk’s hand was bandaged.
Before he could begin to ask about the bandage though, the clerk said that he had some very good news for him.
“Guess what, sir?” the clerk said. “I finally sold that terrible, ugly suit we’ve had so long!”
“Do you mean that repulsive pink-and-blue double-breasted thing?!” the manager asked.
“That’s the one!”, the clerk replied.
That’s great!” the manager cried, “I thought we’d never get rid of that monstrosity! That had to be the ugliest suit we’ve ever had!”
“But tell me”, the manager continued, “Why is your hand bandaged?”
“Oh,” the clerk replied, “after I sold the guy that suit, his guide dog bit me.”