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The Mathematics Professor

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A mathematics professor thought he would be clever and sent a text message to his wife:

Dear Wife:

You must realize that as you are 54 years old, I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife. I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that, by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18 year old teaching assistant. I will be home before midnight.

Your Husband

When the mathematics professor arrived at the hotel, an email waited for him:

Dear Husband:

You, too, are 54 years old and by the time you receive this message, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18 year old pool boy. Since you are a mathematician, you will appreciate that 18 goes into 54 more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, don’t wait up.

Your Wife

Well that sure proves that sometimes both partners in a marriage have their needs. Sounds like an open marriage would work for them. How about you? Is that something you have ever thought about?

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