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The Martian Couple

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If you like jokes about aliens and outer space, you will hopefully enjoy this story about a Martian couple.

So, a Martian couple travelled to Earth to investigate our planet and met up with a couple from Earth one evening in a bar.

They were talking about all sorts of things, over a few rounds of drinks and inevitably the subject of sex came up.

“Just how do you guys do it?” asked the Earthling.

“Pretty much the way you do”, responded the Martian.

A long discussion followed and finally the couples decided to swap partners for the night and experience one another.

The female Earthling and the male Martian went off to a bedroom where the Martian stripped.

He had only a teeny, weeny member, very short and very narrow.

“What can you do with THAT!?” exclaimed the Earth woman.

“Why?” he asked, “What’s the matter?”

“Well,” she replied, “it’s nowhere near long enough. It’ll never reach!”

“No problem,”t he Martian said and proceeded to slap his forehead with his palm.

With each slap of his forehead, his member grew until it was quite impressively long.

“Well”, the Earth woman said, “that’s quite impressive, but it’s still pretty narrow”.

“No problem”, the Martian said again and started pulling his ears.

With each pull of his ears his member grew wider and wider until the entire measurement was extremely exciting to the woman.

“Wow!”, the Earth woman exclaimed as they fell into bed and made mad, passionate love for the rest of the night and then some.

The following day, the two couples rejoined their normal partners and went off together.

As they walked along the Earthling male said, “Well, was it any good?”

“I hate to say it”, the Earth woman said, “but it was really wonderful. How about you?”

“Well”, the Earth man said, “It was the weirdest thing. She kept slapping me on the forehead and pulling my ears all night”.


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