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The Marriage Counselor

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A husband and wife went to a marriage counselor after fifteen years of marriage.

The marriage counselor asked them what their problem was, which set the wife off immediately into a long rant, during which she listed every problem they had ever had in the fifteen years that they had been married.

She just went on and on and on, until the counselor couldn’t take any more.

Finally, the counselor got up, walked around the desk, embraced the woman and kissed her passionately.

The woman calmed down immediately and then went and sat quietly in a daze next to her husband.

The counselor turned to the husband and said, “That is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do that?”

The husband replied, “Well, I can bring her in on Monday and Wednesday, but on Friday, I’m fishing”.

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