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The Maguire Twins

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The Maguire twins had only been out fishing for two hours and already their small boat was full to overflowing with mackerel.

They had never known anything it before, they couldn’t do anything wrong and were landing fish left right and centre.

“Begod, we have struck a rare spot here”, said Mick, dreaming of his wife grilling some of those freshly caught mackerel for his dinner. “We must somehow try to remember this exact location for future reference”.

“Why don’t we put an ‘X’ on the back of the boat so we’ll know it exactly?” ventured his brother Pat.

“That’s no good”, said brother Mick. “We may not get the same boat next time!”

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