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The Lumberjack

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A Canadian lumber camp placed an advertisement for a lumberjack.

A skinny little guy showed up at the camp the next day, carrying an axe.

The head lumberjack took one look at the skinny little guy, who appeared to have practically no muscles and told him to get lost.

“Give me a chance to show you what I can do”, the skinny guy said.

“Okay”, the head lumberjack said, “Do you see that giant redwood over there? Take your axe and cut it down”.

The guy headed for the tree, while the head lumberjack went in their cabin to make himself a coffee to pass the time.

Well, five minutes later, the skinny guy is knocking on the lumberjack’s cabin door.

“I cut the tree down”, the skinny guy said.

The head lumberjack couldn’t believe his eyes when he say the huge tree just lying on thr ground.

He says to the skinny guy, “Where did you learn to chop down trees like that?”

“In the Sahara Forest”, the skinny man said.

“The Sahara Forest? Don’t you mean the Sahara Desert”, the head lumberjack asked.

“Well sure”, the skinny guy replied, “That’s what they call it now!”

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