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The Pub Lottery

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Tom, Dick and Harry were in their local pub enjoying a few quiet drinks one night, when they decided to get in on the weekly lottery at the pub.

They bought five $1 tickets each, seeing it was for charity.

The following week, when the lottery was drawn, they each won a prize.

Tom won the first prize, which was a whole year’s supply of gourmet spaghetti sauce.

Dick was the winner of the second prize, which was six month’s supply of gourmet coffee.

And Harry won the sixth prize, a toilet brush.

When they met in the pub a week later, Harry asked the others how they were enjoying their prizes.

“Great,” said Tom. “I love spaghetti, I’m going to be eating a lot more of it this year”.

“And I’m loving the coffee,” said Dick. “So how’s the toilet brush, Harry?”

“Not so good,” Harry said, “I reckon I’ll go back to paper…”

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