A highly religious cowboy was out mending fences out on the range, when somehow he lost his favorite Bible.
He was distraut, but imagine his surprise when three weeks later, a cow walked up carrying the Bible in it’s mouth.
The cowboy couldn’t believe his eyes!
He took the good book out of the cow’s mouth, raised his eyes towards heaven, and exclaimed, “Thank you, God! It’s a miracle!”
“Oh, not really”, said the cow, “your name was written inside the cover”.
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