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The Longest Marriage

Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://pixabay.com/photos/couple-age-man-woman-old-people-4871069/At a wedding reception, the DJ questioned the wedding guests to see who had been married the longest.

An elderly couple, who had been married for more than 60 years, was selected as the couple in the room who had been married for the longest time.

The DJ asked them, “What advice would you give to the newly-married couple here today?”

The elderly woman said, “It’s important to remember that the three most important words in a marriage are, ‘You’re probably right‘.”

Everyone then looked at her husband, to see what he had to say.

He responded with, “She’s probably right“.


Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://pixabay.com/photos/couple-age-man-woman-old-people-4871069/

In a similar vein, I was told at my wedding that the secret to a happy marriage was two little words: “Yes Dear!” And Yes that’s a true story!

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