A little boy gets on board a London bus and sits down right behind the driver.
He hasn’t been sitting there barely a minute when begins to speak: “If my mom was a cow and my dad was a bull, I’d be a little calf. If my mom was a hen and my dad was a chicken, I’d be a little chick. If my mom was a deer and my dad was a buck, I’d be a little deer. If my mom was a duck and my dad was a goose, I’d be a little duckling”.
After listening to the boy rambling on and on in the same manner for what seemed to be an eternity, the bus driver begins to get annoyed.
He turns around and says to the boy: “What if your mom was a drunk and your dad was a bum?”
Without hesitation, the boy responds: “I’d be a bus driver”.
The bus driver probably should have seen it coming!
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