She had trouble deciding which sandwich to order, so she asked the clerk which of two subs was better.
Our server didn’t have an opinion, but did say that the first sandwich was more expensive than the other.
My girlfriend got a quizzical look on her face and asked the server, “If that’s the case, why are they both listed with the same price on the menu?”
To this, the server responded, “I don’t think we add tax to the turkey”.
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