The Irishman was walking through a field when he saw a man drinking water from a pool, using his hand as a scoop.
The Irishman shouted to him “Na ol an t-uisce, ta lan de chac bo” (Don’t drink the water, it’s full of cowshit.)
The man shouted back “I’m English, speak English, I don’t understand you.”
The Irishman replied “Use both hands, you’ll get more in.”
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