An Irishman is walking through a field when he sees a man drinking water from a pool with his hand.

Paddy shouts “Na ol an t-uisce, ta  lan de chac bo” (Don’t drink the water, it’s full of cowshit.)

The man shouts back “I’m English, speak English, I don’t understand you.”

Paddy replies  “Use both hands, you’ll get more in.”

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