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The Irish Way Of Thinking

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I do love the Irish way of thinking, don’t you? I mean, everything in life seems to have a moral or a purpose and whatever happens… well it happens.

Take for example this classic bit of Irish philosophy…

In life, there are only two things to worry about, either you are well, or you are sick.

If you are well, there is nothing to worry about, but if you are sick, you have two things to worry about: either you will live, or you will die.

If you live, there is nothing to worry about, but if you die, you have two things to worry about: either you will go to heaven, or you will go to hell.

If you go to heaven, there is nothing to worry about, but if you go to hell, you will be so busy shaking hands with your friends, you won’t have time to worry!

Of course, working in the Information Technology sector, I rather feel this needs to be turned into a flowchart…


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