An Irish priest and a Rabbi were both driving down the road when they got into a car accident by running into each other.
They both got out of their cars and stumbled over to the side of the road.
The Rabbi said, “Oy vey! What a wreck!”
The priest asked him, “Are you all right, Rabbi?”
The Rabbi responded, “I am thank you, just a little shaken.”
The priest pulled a flask of whiskey from his coat, offered it to the Rabbi and said, “Here, drink some of this it will calm your nerves.”
The Rabbi took the flask drank it down and said, “Well, what are we going to tell the police?”
“Well,” the priest said, “I don’t know what your aft’ to be tellin’ them. But I’ll be tellin’ them I wasn’t the one drinkin’.”
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