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The International Diner

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I had lunch at a restaurant called the International Diner the other day.

I sat down at a table and a few minutes later the waitress came over.

The conversation went something like this…

Waitress: “Are you very Hungary?”

Me: “Yes, Siam.”

Waitress: “What would you like me to Serbia?”

Me: “I’ll have a Turkey sandwich and a cup of coffee please”.

Waitress: “Would you like anything India coffee?”

Me: “Just a Cuba sugar would be fine thanks”.

Waitress: “Okay, I’ll Russia your order”.

Me: “I hope the sandwich doesn’t have any Greece on it”.

It was quite a bizarre experience really, I still can’t Belize what happened.

And I can’t believe we are publishing jokes that are this bad either! But I bet we got you laughing didn’t we. Please share if you enjoyed this joke.

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