I had lunch at a restaurant called the International Diner the other day.
I sat down at a table and a few minutes later the waitress came over.
The conversation went something like this…
Waitress: “Are you very Hungary?”
Me: “Yes, Siam.”
Waitress: “What would you like me to Serbia?”
Me: “I’ll have a Turkey sandwich and a cup of coffee please”.
Waitress: “Would you like anything India coffee?”
Me: “Just a Cuba sugar would be fine thanks”.
Waitress: “Okay, I’ll Russia your order”.
Me: “I hope the sandwich doesn’t have any Greece on it”.
It was quite a bizarre experience really, I still can’t Belize what happened.
And I can’t believe we are publishing jokes that are this bad either! But I bet we got you laughing didn’t we. Please share if you enjoyed this joke.
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