One evening in a Midwest hotel, the phone rings and the hotel desk clerk answers.
It’s a hotel guest who is calling, and the desk clerk answers, “May I help you?”
The guest says, “Yes, I’m in room 858. You need to send someone to my room immediately. I’m having an argument with my wife and she says she’s going to jump out the window.”
The desk clerk says to the man, “I’m awfully sorry sir, but there is nothing I can do, that’s a personal matter.”
The hotel guest replies, “Listen you idiot. The window won’t open… and that’s a maintenance matter.”
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