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The Honeymoon Cruise

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A couple have just got married, and are riding in the back of a limousine on the way to begin their honeymoon cruise.

The husband says to his new bride, “Honey, I want to stop and pick up some condoms before we get on board the cruise ship.”

“That’s a good idea”, she says. “While you are in the drug store, please can you pick me up a pack of Dramamine.”

So, the groom gets out of the limousine, walks into the drug store and says to the clerk, “I’d like a box of condoms and a package of Dramamine, please.”

“Yes sir”, says the clerk, “coming right up. But first, do you mind if I ask you a question?”

“Sure”, says the groom, curious as to what this question might be.

“If it makes you so nauseous”, said the clerk at the drug store, “why do you do it?”

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