The Highway Patrolman

Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://pixabay.com/en/police-officer-motorcycle-patrol-3233103/A Highway Patrolman waited outside a popular local bar, hoping to catch a driver who had been drinking.

At closing time, as everyone came out of the bar, he spotted his potential quarry.

This man was so obviously inebriated that he could barely walk.

He stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, just looking for his car.

After trying his keys on five other cars, he finally found his own vehicle.

He then sat in the car for a good ten minutes, as the other patrons left.

He turned his lights on, then off, wipers on, then off. The Highway Patrolman was by this time getting quite frustrated, but he also knew that he just had to wait a bit longer and the man was all his.

The man started to pull forward into the grass, then stopped the car.

Finally, when his was the last car left in the parking lot, the man pulled out onto the road and started to drive away.

The patrolman, who had been waiting for this moment, turned on his lights and pulled the man over.

He administered the breathalyzer test, and to his great surprise, the man blew a 0.00.

The patrolman was dumbfounded.

“This equipment must be broken!” exclaimed the patrolman.

“I doubt it,” said the man, “Tonight I’m the designated decoy!!!”


Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://pixabay.com/en/police-officer-motorcycle-patrol-3233103/

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