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The Hereafter

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After the Sunday service, the pastor suggested to an eighty year old woman parishioner that at her age, she should be giving some thought to what he called “the hereafter”.

The elderly parishioner said to him, “Actually, I think about it many times a day”.

“Oh, really?” the pastor replied, “that is very wise of you”.

“It’s not a matter of wisdom”, the elderly woman replied. “It’s every time I open a drawer or open the closet, I ask myself what am I here after?”


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