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The Good The Bad And The Ugly

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The good the bad and the ugly. No this isn’t about the movie, which is a classic western by the way (must watch it again sometime). You know what it’s like when you realize something and it seems good. Then, after a while you realize it’s not good, it’s bad. The worse is still to come though, when you realize that it’s neither good or bad, it’s just downright ugly.

Here are a few of those situations, that I hope either you or I never find ourselves in.

I think you will appreciate having read these that in our lives there are some things we ought to be grateful for.

And then there are these situations…

Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids
Bad: You can’t find your birth control pills
Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them

Good: Your son studies a lot in his room
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there
Ugly: You’re in them

Good: Your husband understands fashion
Bad: He’s a cross-dresser
Ugly: He looks better than you

Good: Your son’s finally maturing
Bad: He’s involved with the woman next door
Ugly: So are you

Good: Giving the birds & bees talk to your daughter
Bad: She keeps interrupting
Ugly: With corrections

Good: Your wife’s not talking to you
Bad: She wants a divorce
Ugly: She’s a lawyer

Good: The postman’s early
Bad: He’s wearing fatigues and carrying an AK47
Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas

Good: Your daughter got a new job
Bad: As a hooker
Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients
Way ugly: She makes more money than you do

Good: You’re son is dating someone new
Bad: It’s another man
Ugly: He’s your best friend

Good: You’re wife is pregnant
Bad: It’s triplets
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago


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