The Laughline
Thousands Of Funny Jokes To Make You Laugh

The Good Neighbour

Image used under a Collective Commons License from

A good neighbour went to visit her friend to check on her and much to her dismay she found the young woman sitting at the kitchen table, looking really depressed.

She was staring blankly at a half empty cup of coffee, the sink was full of dirty dishes and her three young children were squabbling loudly in the other room.

“What’s wrong Susan?” she asked.

Susan told her neighbour that she had “morning sickness“.

“Morning sickness!” the good neighbour said, surprised, “I didn’t even know you were pregnant?”

“I’m not pregnant”, the depressed young woman replied, “I’m just so damn sick of mornings”.

Image used under a Collective Commons License from

Leave a comment

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.