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The Golfing Preacher

Image used under a Collective Commons License from: was this preacher who was an avid golfer. Every chance he could get, he could be found on the golf course swinging away. It was an obsession with him.

One Sunday was a picture perfect day for golfing. The sun was shining, no clouds in the sky, and the temperature was just right.

The preacher was in a quandary as to what to do … play golf or give the Sunday service.

Well, despite arguing with his conscience over what was the right thing to do, finally his obsession won the argument, as the urge to play golf overcame him.

He called an assistant, told him he was sick and asked the assistant to take care of the Sunday church service for him.

The preacher packed the car up and drove three hours to a golf course where no one would recognize him.

Happily, he began to play the course.

However, an angel up above was watching the preacher and was quite perturbed.

He went to God and said, “Look at the preacher. He should be punished for what he is doing.”

God nodded in agreement.

The preacher teed up on the first hole.

He swung at the ball and hit a perfect drive, straight as an arrow, four hundred yards right to the green, where it gently rolled into the cup.

This was nothing less than a picture perfect hole-in-one. The preacher was both amazed and excited.

The angel however was a little shocked to see this.

He turned to God and said, “Begging Your pardon, but I thought you were going to punish him.”

God smiled. “I did. Think about it — who can he tell?”

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