A Englishman, a Frenchman and a Russian were viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden.
“Look at their reserve, their calm,” mused the Englishman. “They must have been British.”
“Nonsense,” the Frenchman disagreed. “They are naked and so beautiful. Clearly, they were French.”
“No clothes, no shelter,” the Russian pointed out to the others. “They have only an apple to eat and they are being told that this is paradise. Clearly, they have to be Russian.”
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