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Image used under a Collective Commons License from: woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for her husband’s funeral.

She tells the director that she wants her husband to be buried in a dark blue suit.

He asks, “Wouldn’t it just be easier to bury him in the black suit that he’s wearing?”

“No,” she insists. “My husband wanted it to be a blue suit.”

She then gives him a blank check to buy one.

When she comes back for the wake, she sees her husband in the coffin and he is wearing a beautiful blue suit.

She tells the director, ” Thank You, that is absolutely perfect! I love it! How much did it cost?”

He says, “Actually, it didn’t cost anything. The funniest thing happened. As soon as you left, another man was brought in, this one wearing a dark blue suit. I noticed that they were about the same size, and asked the other widow if she would mind if her husband were buried in a black suit”.

“Oh that’s wonderful”, exclaimed the woman. “I hope it wasn’t too difficult to change over what they were wearing”.

The funeral director replied, “It wasn’t hard at all, we just switched the heads!”

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