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A woman went into the funeral home to make arrangements for her husband’s funeral.

She told the funeral director that she wanted her husband to be buried in a dark blue suit.

He asks, “Wouldn’t it just be easier to bury him in the black suit that he’s wearing?”

“No,” she insisted. “My husband wanted it to be a blue suit.”

She then gave the funeral director a blank check to buy one.

When she came back for the wake, she saw her husband in the coffin and he was wearing a beautiful blue suit.

She told the funeral director, ” Thank You, that is absolutely perfect! I love it! How much did it cost?”

The funeral director replied, “Actually, it didn’t cost anything. The funniest thing happened. As soon as you left, another man was brought in, this one wearing a dark blue suit. I noticed that they were about the same size, and asked the other widow if she would mind if her husband were buried in a black suit”.

“Oh that’s wonderful”, exclaimed the woman. “I hope it wasn’t too difficult to change over what they were wearing”.

The funeral director replied, “It wasn’t hard at all actually, we just switched the heads!”

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