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The Flower Shop

Flower Shop. Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://pixabay.com/photos/flower-cut-flowers-bunch-of-flowers-3390276/

A man went into a flower shop, looked around and seemed rather unsure as to what he was looking for, so the florist asked him if she could be of assistance.

The man said nervously, “Er, I’d like some flowers please”.

“Certainly, Sir”, the florist replied, “What sort of flowers did you have in mind?”

The man shrugged his shoulders and said, “Well I’m not sure, I uh, I uh, I uh…”

“Perhaps I could help”, the florist replied. “What exactly have you done?”


Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://pixabay.com/photos/flower-cut-flowers-bunch-of-flowers-3390276/

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