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The Flat Chested Young Lady

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A flat chested young lady went to Doctor Matthews to see about about enlarging her tiny breasts.

She was otherwise quite shapely, but compared to her friends, she was definitely not well endowed, and it was a real cause of embarrassment for her.

Having completed his examination, Doctor Matthews advised her, “Every day after your shower rub your chest and say, “Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies.”

Well, she didn’t really think that this would work, but decided in the absence of any other solution to her problem, she decided to give the doctor’s recommendation a try.

The young lady did this faithfully for several months and it worked! She grew terrific D-cup boobs! She was over the moon and strutted around really proudly whenever she went out.

One morning she was running late, got on the bus and in a panic realized she had forgotten her morning ritual. Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn’t recite the little rhyme, she stood right there in the middle aisle of the bus closed her eyes and said, “Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies.”

A man sitting nearby looked at her, “By any chance, are you a patient of Doctor Matthews?”

“Why, yes I am… How did you know?”

He leaned closer, winked and whispered, “Hickory dickory dock…”

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