The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms, of all things I was served by a beautiful young woman.
Trying to buy condoms is embarrasing at the best of times, but to be young, buying condoms for the first time and being served by a gorgeous female, well I was doing my best trying not to go a deep shade of red.
The woman in the drug store asked what size condoms I wanted and I said I wasn’t sure.
So she asked now big I was and well, not knowing what to answer I said, “Compared to what?”
She held up one finger and asked if I was that big.
I said, “I’m bigger than that!”
Then she held up two fingers and asked if I was that big.
I said again, “I’m bigger than that!”
Then she held up three fingers and asked if I was that big.
I replied, “Yes, I’m about that big”.
So, then she put the three fingers in her mouth and said, “You’re a medium”.
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