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The First Day Of College

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It was the first day of college and the Dean was addressing the students, laying down some rules.

“The female dormitory is out of bounds for all male students and likewise the male dormitory is out of bounds to the female students”.

There was a brief hush among the students, after which the Dean continued with his lecture about rules.

“Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. The second time you will be fined $60. A third time will cost you a fine of $180. Are there any questions?”

A male student put his hand up and asked, “How much for a season pass?”

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