A farmer’s wife was at her lawyer’s, seeking advice about getting a divorce.
The lawyer asked her why she wanted to get a divorce, so the farmer’s wife replied, “My husband makes excessive sexual demands on me, Mr. Bakewell”.
“How do you mean?” her lawyer asked, not having heard this one before. Usually it’s the other way around, with husbands or wives having lost all interest in having sex.
“Well, Mr. Bakewell”, the farmer’s wife said, “this morning I was looking at the chickens when he crept up behind me and had me from behind!”
“The chickens?” the laywer exclaimed, “I didn’t know you kept chickens?”
“We don’t, Mr. Bakewell”, the farmer’s wife said, “this was in the village supermarket!”
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