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The Farmer

Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://www.flickr.com/photos/internetarchivebookimages/16488949699/A preacher walked up to a farmer and asked him, “Do you belong to the Christian family?”

“No sir”, the farmer said, they live two farms down.”

“No”, the preacher said, “I mean are you lost?”

“No, I’ve been here thirty years”, the farmer replied.

The preacher continued, “I mean, are you ready for Judgement Day?”

“When is it?” asked the farmer.

“Could be today, or tomorrow”, came the preacher’s response.

The farmer said, “Well, when you find out for sure when it is, you let me know. My wife will probably want to go both days!”


Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://www.flickr.com/photos/internetarchivebookimages/16488949699/

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