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The Fabric Counter

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A pretty young woman walked up to the fabric counter in a department store and asked the shop assistant, “I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?”

“Only one kiss per yard”, replied the smirking male shop assistant, oggling her with a sleazy smirk on his face, hoping that he might get lucky.

“That will do fine”, replied the pretty young woman. “I’ll take ten yards in that case”.

With unexpected expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the shop assistant hurriedly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then held it out to the young woman teasingly.

The girl grabbed the package from the shop assistant, then pointed to a little old man who was standing beside her.

“My grandfather will pay the bill”, she said with a smile.

Never underestimate the cunning of a young woman when out shopping.

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