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The Fabric Counter

Image used under a Collective Commons License from pretty young girl walked up to the fabric counter in a department store and asked the assistant, “I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?”

“Only one kiss per yard”, replied the smirking male shop assistant with a drawl.

“That will do fine”, replied the pretty young girl. “I’ll take ten yards in that case”.

With unexpected expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the shop assistant hurriedly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then held it out to the girl teasingly.

The girl grabbed the package from the assistant, then pointed to a little old man who was standing beside her.

“Grandpa will pay the bill”, she said with a smile.

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