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The Escaped Lion

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A man was walking along the street, when suddenly he saw a crowd of people who were all running towards him.

Wondering what the heck was going on, he stopped one of the runners and asked him “What on earth is happening, why is everyone running?”

“A lion has escaped from the zoo!” came the reply.

“Oh my God! An escaped lion! Which way is it heading” the man asked.

“Well you don’t think we’re chasing it do you?”


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