The Easiest To Operate On

Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://pixabay.com/en/surgery-surgeons-operation-medical-708507/Four surgeons were taking a coffee break in between procedures, and were discussing their work, in particular which types of patients were the easiest to operate on.

The first surgeon said, “I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is numbered.”

The second surgeon said, “I think librarians are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is in alphabetical order.”

The third surgeon said, “I like to operate on electricians. You open them up and everything inside is color-coded.”

The fourth surgeon one said, “I like to operate on lawyers. They’re heartless, spineless, gutless, and their head and their butt are interchangeable.”

That ended the dscussion, and everyone was in agreement.


Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://pixabay.com/en/surgery-surgeons-operation-medical-708507/

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