A drunk is sitting on the street curb in front of a bar.
A stranger walks by and asks the drunk if he is okay.
The drunk replies by asking him, “Do you know who I am?”
The stranger says “No. Who are you?”
The drunk proudly says, “I’m Jesus Christ… and I can prove it! Come with me!”
Well, that’s too good for the stranger to pass up, so he accompanies the drunk to the bar.
They both enter the bar, the bartender looks up and yells, “Jesus Christ! Are you here again?”
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