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The Divorce Court

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A woman was in the divorce court and called up in front of the judge.

Having asked her the usual questions, name, address etc, he then asked her why she was there.

“Your honour, I want to divorce my husband”, she said to the judge.

“And why do you want to do this?” the judge asked her.

The woman replied, “Your honour, it’s because he has been unfaithful to me”.

“I see”, the judge said. He then asked her, “How do you know that he has been unfaithful to you?”

She replied, “My lord, not a single one of our children resembles him”.

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