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The Difference In Moods Between Men And Women

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Have you ever stopped to think about how different men and woman are when it comes to moods?

We all know that women are complicated creatures, but it’s really fascinating when you think of the different moods that they have compared to those that us men have.

I don’t know who wrote this, but it’s very moving and also very true. I think most of us have probably known a woman like this in our time.


The Moods of a Woman

An angel of truth and a dream of fiction,
A woman is a bundle of contradiction,
She’s afraid of a wasp, will scream at a mouse,
But will tackle a stranger alone in the house.
Sour as vinegar, sweet as a rose,
She’ll kiss you one minute, then turn up her nose,
She’ll win you in rage, enchant you in silk,
She’ll be stronger than brandy, milder than milk,
At times she’ll be vengeful, merry and sad,
She’ll hate you like poison, and love you like mad.

The Moods of a Man

Hungry.
Horny.
Sleepy.

I mean, isn’t this just the absolute truth!


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