The lady golfer was determined to finish her round of golf, even though she was not a very proficient player and struggling to hit the ball.
At each swipe she made at the ball with the club, bits of grass and soil end up flying off in all directions.
“Gracious me”, she exclaimed red-faced to her caddie, “the worms will think there’s an earthquake!”
“I don’t know”, replied the caddie, “the worms round here are very clever. I’ll bet most of them are hiding underneath the ball for safety”.