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The Desk Clerk And The Drunk Man

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A desk clerk at a hotel gets a phone call at 3am from a drunk man, asking what time the bar opens.

“It opens at noon,” answers the clerk.

About an hour later, the desk clerk gets a call from the same man, who is sounding even drunker.

“What time does the bar open?” he asks.

“Same time as before… Noon,” replies the desk clerk.

Another hour passes, and the desk clerk gets another call from the drunk man, who by now sounds like he is absolutely plastered, “Whatjoo shay the bar opins at?”

The desk clerk then answers, “It opens at noon, but if you can’t wait, I can have room service send something up to you.”

The drunk man responds, “No… I don’t wanna git in… Ah wanna git OUT!!!”

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