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The Dentist’s Office

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A man and his wife walked into the dentist’s office.

The man said to the dentist, “Please Doctor, I’m in a big hurry. I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf. So forget about the anesthetic, just pull the tooth and be done with it”.

The man continued, “We have a 10:00am tee off at the best golf course in town and it’s 9:30am already. I don’t have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!”

The dentist thought to himself, “My goodness, this is surely a very brave man asking to have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain”.

So the dentist asked him, “which tooth is it sir?”

The man turned to his wife and said, “Open your mouth honey and show him”.

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