A Catholic priest in Ireland was giving one of his parishioners his usual sermon about the demon drink and the problems it causes.
“Abstinence”, the priest said, “is a wonderful thing, Patrick”.
“Sure and I know it is Father”, said Patrick, “If it’s practiced in moderation”.
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, “Do you want to go to […]
A policeman caught Murphy driving his taxi down the road, well over the speed limit. Once he had managed to overtake him, […]
Two Irishmen, Patrick and Michael, had been shipwrecked, and now they were adrift on a lifeboat in the middle of the ocean, […]
Murphy was driving home having been out having a few pints of Guinness, he was drunk and also speeding. On his way […]
