Ah the demon drink, the root of all evil, or so the church would have you believe.
A Catholic priest in Ireland was giving one of his parishioners his usual sermon about the demon drink and the problems it causes.
“Abstinence”, the priest said, “is a wonderful thing, Patrick”.
“Sure and I know it is Father”, said Patrick, “If it’s practiced in moderation”.
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