A Catholic priest in Ireland was giving one of his parishioners his usual sermon about the demon drink and the problems it causes.
“Abstinence”, the priest said, “is a wonderful thing, Patrick”.
“Sure and I know it is Father”, said Patrick, “If it’s practiced in moderation”.
Murphy went to the doctor complaining that he had a sore hip and it was making it hard for him to walk. […]
Murphy and his wife were woken up at 3am by a loud pounding on the front door of their cottage. So, Murphy […]
A drunken Irishman stumbles into the front door of a bar in Dublin and orders a Jameson’s whisky in a slurred voice. […]
In between jobs on the building site, Murphy decides to go and look at tools at the local building supply store. He […]
