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The Deepest Amazon Rainforest

Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://www.flickr.com/photos/eye1/3187862336An explorer in the deepest Amazon rainforest suddenly found himself surrounded by a bloodthirsty group of natives.

Upon surveying the situation, he said quietly to himself, “Oh God, I’m scr*wed”.

A ray of light fell from the sky and a voice boomed out, “No, you are not screwed. Pick up that stone at your feet and use it to bash in the head of the chief standing in front of you”.

So, the explorer picked up the stone and proceeded to bash the life out of the chief.

He stood above the lifeless body, breathing heavily, surrounded by a hundred natives with looks of shock on their faces.

The voice boomed out again, “Okay, NOW you’re scr*wed!”


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