An 86 year old man went to the doctors, walked into the crowded waiting room and approached the desk.
The receptionist asked, “Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?”
“There’s something wrong with my dick”, the old man replied.
The receptionist became irritated by this and said to him sternly, “You shouldn’t come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that”.
“Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you”, the old man said.
The receptionist replied. “Now you have caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear, or something like that, and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private”.
The man replied, “You shouldn’t ask people questions in a room full strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone”.
The old man then walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered the waiting room.
The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, “Yes?”
“There’s something wrong with my ear”, he stated.
The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. “And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?”
“I can’t piss out of it”, he replied.
The waiting room erupted in laughter. Mess with seniors and you’re gonna lose!
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