My friend asked his father-in-law, who was a crop duster, how his day had gone.
“It was the worst day of my life”, replied the crop duster. “This morning I was up in my plane dusting a field, when I nicked a power line and damaged the wing of the plane”.
The man continued, “When I got back to the office, my boss chewed me out for damaging the plane. Then the guy from the FAA chewed me out for hitting the power line”.
“Sounds awful”, my friend replied.
“It gets worse”, the crop duster said.
“On my way home, I stopped off at a restaurant and was handed a warm soda. So I yelled at the waitress, ‘Don’t you have any cold soda?'”
The waitress said, “Sorry, but we’ve been out of electricity all day ever since some idiot crop duster hit a power line down the road!”
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