Murphy goes into the confessional box one Sunday and has the surprise of his life.
One wall of the confessional is a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest Cuban cigars.
Then the priest, Father McCarthy comes in.
“Father, forgive me”, says Murphy, “for it’s been a very long time since I’ve been to confession, but I must first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting these days”.
Father McCarthy replies, “Get out Murphy. You’re on my side”.
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