So, our favourite Irishman Murphy went into the confessional box one Sunday and had the surprise of his life.
One wall of the confessional box was a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On the other wall was a dazzling array of the finest Cuban cigars.
Murphy was gobsmacked.
Just then, the priest, Father McCarthy comes in.
“Father, forgive me”, Murphy said, “for it’s been a very long time since I’ve been to confession, but I must first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting these days”.
Father McCarthy replied, “Get out Murphy. You are not only drunk, you are on my side”.
Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://www.flickr.com/photos/89165847@N00/15562940350