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The City Slicker

Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://pixnio.com/fauna-animals/birds/chicken-pictures/baby-chickensA city slicker decides that he has had enough of living in the city.

He decides that he wants to become a farmer, so he moves to the country where he buys a farm.

He heads to the local co-op and tells the man, “Give me a hundred baby chickens”.

The co-op man complies.

A week later the man returns and says, “Give me two hundred baby chickens”.

Again, the man from the co-op complies with his request.

A week later the man returns again.

This time he says, “Give me five hundred baby chickens”.

“Wow!”, the man from the co-op replies, “you must really be doing well!”

“Not really”, said the new farmere with a sigh. “Either I’m planting them too deep, or too far apart!”


Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://pixnio.com/fauna-animals/birds/chicken-pictures/baby-chickens

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