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The Circus Lion Tamer

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A circus owner was looking for a new lion tamer, so he placed an advertisement in the local paper. A short while later, two young people showed up for a job interview.

One was a good looking lad in his mid-twenties and the other was a gorgeous blonde woman about the same age.

The circus owner told them, “I’m not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer, so you guys had better be good or you will quickly be history”.

The circus owner continued, “Here is your equipment; there’s a chair, a whip and a gun. Which one of you would like to try out for the job first?”

The blonde girl said, “Ok, I will go first.”

So, she walked past the chair, the whip and the gun and stepped right into the lion’s cage.

The lion started to snarl and pant and began to charge towards her. About half way there, she threw open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body.

The lion stopped dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawled up to the gorgeous naked blonde woman and started licking her ankles.

He continued to lick her calves, kissed them and then lay down and rested his head at her feet.

The circus owner’s mouth was on the floor as the young woman stood up, put her coat back on and walked out of the lion’s cage.

The circus owner said, “I have never seen a display like that in my life, that was amazing”.

He then turned to the young man and asked him, “Can you top that young man?”

The young man replied. “No problem, just get that lion out of the way”.

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