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The Circus Lion Tamer

Image used under a Collective Commons License from: circus owner is looking for a new lion tamer, so he places an advertisement in the local paper, and two young people show up for a job interview.

One is a good looking lad in his mid-twenties, and the other is a gorgeous blonde about the same age.

The circus owner tells them, “I’m not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you guys had better be good or you are history”.

The circus owner continued, “Here is your equipment; a chair, a whip and a gun. Which one of you would like to try out for the job first?”

The blonde girl says, “Ok, I will go first.”

So, she walks past the chair, the whip and the gun and steps right into the lion’s cage.

The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge her. About half way there, she throws open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body.

The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her ankles. He continues to lick her calves, kisses them and then lies down and rests his head at her feet.

The circus owner’s mouth is on the floor. He says, “I’ve never seen a display like that in my life.”

He then turns to the young man and asks, “Can you top that?”

The young man replies. “No problem, just get that lion out of the way.”

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