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The Children’s Mass

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One Sunday, a Priest was giving a special children’s Mass to the congregation.

During the homily, he asked the children if they knew what the Resurrection was.

Now, asking questions during children’s Mass is crucial, but as you probably already know, asking children questions in front of a congregation can also be very dangerous.

Having asked the children if they knew the meaning of the Resurrection, a little boy raised his hand.

The Priest called on him and the little boy said, “All I know is that if you have a resurrection that lasts more than four hours you are supposed to call the doctor”.

It took more than ten minutes for the congregation to settle down enough from their laughter for Mass to be continued.

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