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The Men’s Changing Room

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A group of  men were sitting in the men’s changing room of a private health club after working out in the gym.

Suddenly, a cell phone on one of the benches rang.

A man walked over, picked it up, and the following conversation ensued:


“Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”


“Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful mink coat. It’s absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it honey, please?”

“What’s the price?”

“Only $1,500.00.”

“Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much … “

“Ahhh thank you sweetheart. Oh by the way, I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2021 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman, and he gave me a really good price, since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year.”

“What price did he quote you?”

“Only $60,000.”

“OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.”

“Great! But before we hang up, something else.”


“It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we had looked at last year. Guess what, it’s on sale!! Remember the house? The one with a pool, English Garden, acre of park area, beachfront property.”

“How much are they asking?”

“Only $1,950,000. It’s a magnificent price and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover it.”

“Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $1,500,000. OK?”

“OK, sweetie … Thanks! I’ll see you later!! I love you!!!”

“Bye … I do too … “

The man hung up, closed the phone’s flap and raised his hand. He asked all those present in the changing room, “Okay… who’s phone is this?”

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