The Changing Room

Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Lockers_in_modern_change_room.JPGA group of  men are sitting around in the changing room of a private health club after working out in the gym.

Suddenly, a cell phone on one of the benches rings.

A man walks over, picks it up, and the following conversation ensues:

“Hello?”

“Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”

“Yes.”

“Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful mink coat. It’s absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?”

“What’s the price?”

“Only $1,500.00.”

“Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much … ”

“Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2019 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman, and he gave me a really good price. Since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year.”

“What price did he quote you?”

“Only $60,000.”

“OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.”

“Great! But before we hang up, something else.”

“What?”

“It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account, and I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we had looked at last year. It’s on sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, acre of park area, beachfront property.”

“How much are they asking?”

“Only $1,950,000. It’s a magnificent price, and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover it.”

“Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $1,500,000. OK?”

“OK, sweetie … Thanks! I’ll see you later!! I love you!!!”

“Bye … I do too … ”

The man hangs up, closes the phone’s flap, and raises his hand and asks all those present, “Okay… who’s phone is this?”


Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Lockers_in_modern_change_room.JPG

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