The Census Taker

Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:1850_census_Lincoln.gifFive and half year-old Jennie answered the door when the census taker came by.

She told the census taker that her daddy was a doctor and wasn’t home because he was performing an appendectomy.

“My,” said the census taker, “that sure is a big word for such a little girl. Do you know what it means?”

“Oh, sure”, Jennie replied, “Fifteen hundred bucks straight up. Of course, that doesn’t even include the anesthesiologist!”


Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:1850_census_Lincoln.gif

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