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The Car Crash

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A woman was sitting in her front garden, enjoying the sun and reading a book, when she was startled by a car that crashed through her hedge and came to rest right in front of her.

She helped the elderly driver out of the car and sat her down on a lawn chair.

She asked the elderley driver, “That was a shocking car crash, are you ok? It’s quite remarkable that you are still driving at your age”.

“Yes”, the elderley woman replied. “I’m old enough that I don’t need a license any more”.

“Really”, the woman asked, “How is that possible?”

The elderley woman replied, “Well, the last time my doctor examined me, he asked if I had a driver’s license. I told him yes and handed it to him. He took a pair scissors out of a drawer and as he cut the license into pieces he told me that I wouldn’t be needing it any more”.

The elderley woman continued, “So, I thanked him and drove home”.

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